Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Where have all the nipples gone?

Before I begin - Very big congratulations to Ella and Lacey - who had a big launch party last night to celebrate their new releases! If you haven't already - check out these fab new reads - links and info here

Boo!
So the countdown to Christmas has begun! I am so excited - I love buying and making presents, loads and loads.

However, my man asked me to choose some nice lingerie - easy task?

No, ladies, it was not.

And I'll tell you why! Remember not so long ago I called for a Visible Panty Line revival?

Well my trip to the underwear shops - both online and real, got my blood boiling... Why, WHY are all bras so padded? I don't understand. Now I am in no way what one would call 'well endowed' - but I have enough to keep me happy and don't feel the need to make them look any bigger - a little push up now and then, ok, I'll give you that, but that's not really why I'm raving on...

Yay!
My big problem is that while these brassieres may give you a little ooomf, what they take away is far more serious - the nipple!

Surely one of the highlights of the adult world is to catch a peek of a nipple through a tight T-shirt - or blouse? But with these contraptions, a lady would have to be packing rockets on the end of her bosoms to even show a glimpse of her little delights.


So ladies, I'm calling for us to unite - free the nipples from the tyranny of these armoured monsters!

Um, I'm done now... better go see if I can unpick the  padding from that new bra...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Lots of love Tabitha x x
PS. None of my heroines wear padded bras - Mia's Books!

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7 comments:

  1. Tamaria SoanaDecember 20, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    I HATE bras! I just spent a fortune on two the other day. If i'm home I don't wear one. I will wear to tanks in the summer or a tank under my shirt or sports bra.

    I do have to wear the evil contraption when I leave the house. I wish i was flat chested every day.

    Lets burn the bras along with the thongs!

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  2. UnknownDecember 20, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    oh dear Tabitha! I just love you. However, all I have are padded since I'm a wee bit tiny on top. I never even thought my hubs might like it a little less padded. I must be a bad wife, lol.

    Okay, so if we are burning bras now, I'll burn just a few. I needed my padding. :)

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  3. PepperDecember 20, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    I agree wholeheartedly that bras are evil things. The only comfy ones I have are sports bras, which make my torso look like a meatloaf from neck to waist. Sexy!

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  4. ella jadeDecember 20, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    Love the post! Sadly, I can not go braless. I'm gifted in that area.;) So, no padding for me.

    I HATE to bra shop in general. Maybe that's why my heroines usually don't wear one.

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  5. Tabitha RayneDecember 20, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    Ah ladies, you give me hope for the revolution! My heroines are usually bra-less too Ella - I think I wish I didn't need to wear one at all x x

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  6. Sommer MarsdenDecember 20, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    I go bonkers trying to find unpadded bras. I just don't like them, or the look they offer. I'm no Jayne Mansfield, but it'll do. I agree, viva la nipples!

    XOXO
    Sommer

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  7. Tabitha RayneDecember 20, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Hi Sommer - viva la nipples indeed! In the glorious event that any of you find some lovely, lush unpadded brassieres for sale, could you send me a link (and none of those granny's cross-your-heart white pointers) tabitharayne@gmail.com thanks! x x

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