Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Tuesday Smiles - Fall Jokes

With fall right around the corner, how about a few jokes?

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: leaf me alone.

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.

Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies: "Autumn."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/falljokes.html

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