With fall right around the corner, how about a few jokes?
Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: leaf me alone.
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/falljokes.html
A: Pumpkin Pi
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/falljokes.html
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